
I know, what is soccer mom hair anyway and is it so bad? Soccer Mom hair to me is, that fluffish, bobish, chunky, flipped or large curled under hair that probably has some highlights and is pretty and presentable and nice and makes you look like a very good mommy.
I am not that mom! I mean, I'm a great mommy... but not the aforementioned mommy. It's great for those of you who are, but I am the mom who likes to rock a mohawk to baseball games, I was a dancer on TV in my heyday, I havrocked blue, red, purple and green hair at various times in my life, and I pierced my 1 ear 8 times before body piercing was cool... I am that mom... you know the really cool off the wall one that likes to pretend she is a rock star... the one who wore thigh high boots and took a cab to prom...yeah that's me...
I have the BEST hairstylist in town... and she gave me a spikey rockin mullet so I can grow out my hair... that is grow out my last rockstar style...
Will I ever grow up? Don't answer that!